can i like fast forward my life ten years and skip this “figuring yourself out” phase and just have a house/dogs/children/tight husband with rad artistic vision and a really cool canopy bed? i want a MINI VAN. i want to be CRADLING MY PRECIOUS CHILDRENS’ TINY HEADS AND TEACHING THEM MUSIC.

why am i like the only person i know without a fucking trust fund/the richest parents of all time? ew.

i want to opt out of my twenties pleeeaaasseeee.